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Interviewed: JanJ, alias 'Kuragari'
Topic: Interview with Kuragari about the Church of Dawn
Credits: This interview was conducted by several interesting
people, and may be distributed without their written permission!
Copyright 1998 JanJ, alias 'Kuragari'. No rights reserved.
Session Start: Friday 16 October 1998 10:59:34:78/100
Inazuma.. Have you heard about
klam.dk?
Kuragari ..Tja.. well kinda is'nt it
about the guy's who used to run klam.dk but was working on a
competing site at the same time.?
Inazuma..Yep..thats right so Agura
cut them off from their ftp accounts and made every one angry.
Kuragari ..Why.?
Inazuma..Why what.?
Kuragari ..Why was everyone angry.?
Inazuma..Ohh that.. I dont know...
probaly some misplaced loyalty toward Sir Prize and Ms. Terious.
Kuragari ..I dont get it.. was'nt it
Agura who supplied all the free webspace for the klans.?
Inazuma..Yes but..but.. I mean..
Inazuma..It was Sir Prize and Ms.
Terious who made the work.!
Kuragari ..hmm.. on Agura's site.?
Inazuma..Yes.
Kuragari ..Agura paid for site and
traffic.
Inazuma..Yes.
Kuragari ..Did Sir Prize and Ms.
Terious get pay for running it.
Inazuma..Yeaa I think so.
Kuragari ..So.!
Inazuma..So what.?
Kuragari ..So what's the problem.
Inazuma..Sir Prize and Ms. Terious
say that it's a hostile takeover.
Kuragari ..Come again... A hostile
takeover on a site they own and was paying for. What's wrong with
this picture.
Inazuma..hmm. Yeaa I get
it...Anyway what's you been up to lately?
Larri King.. Yes Kuragari.. I've
noticed that your updates on DSH has been sparce lately.
Kuragari ..Well I've been working on
other sites for a while.
Larri King..Oh are you performing a
hostile takeover ?
Kuragari ..Nope there's nothing
hostile about it.
Larri King..So what's it about then.
Kuragari ..Well.. Inazuma came
crying to..
Inazuma..Did not.
Kuragari ..Did
Inazuma..DID NOT
Kuragari ..DID TO
Larri King..ehh excuseme..
Kuragari ..Inazuma..WHAT!!
Michael
Moriaty..
God I hate that whale.
Larri King..Sorry I got to go. I've
got a date with Janit Reno
Kuragari ..My condolenses.
Inazuma..Hubba Hubba.. hehe.
Babara
Walter..So
what are you doing?
Kuragari ..Well.. Inazuma came crying
asking me to run a site for them.
Babara
Walter..What
kind of site?
Kuragari ..A Clan/game site.
Babara
Walter..Is
it going to be a competition to other danish sites. You know who
I mean.
Kuragari ..No Way.. no competition
at all :) .
Babara
Walter..In
what way.?
Kuragari ..For one thing no
cencurship of anyone. However any tags or rants will be subject
to the Orthography Commandos.
Babara
Walter..Orthography
Commandos ?
Kuragari ..Yeaa they scourer the
universe for bad syntax. They only have one rule Spell or Die.
Denis
Rotmann..ohh
oh bad news for the jocs huh
Orthography
Commandos..-={[Flash]}=-
Bad Move.. Denis
Denis
Rotmann..ooohhh
shiiiiit.!!!
Orthography
Commandos..Thats
jocks you illiterate ball freak..BAM BAM -*KABOM*-
Kuragari ..That's pretty hard
guy's.!!
Orthography
Commandos..Do
you have a problem with it.
Kuragari ..No sir.
Orthography
Commandos..Good.
Monica
Ritterbrun..You
want a beer?
Orthography
Commandos..Thats
would you care for a beer..BAM BAM -*KABOM*-
Kuragari ..Excuse me.. but you can
say You want a beer? (it's a question)
Orthography
Commandos..We
know..we just dont like her.
Kuragari ..Oh I guess that's
allright then.
Orthography
Commandos..-={[hsalF]}=-
Kuragari ..Strange guy's !
Babara
Walter..You
can say that again.
Kuragari ..I can.? ok ..ahemmm
Strange guy's !
Babara
Walter..You
was saying about competition.
Kuragari ..I was.. oh yes.. We're
not going to be competing with anyone.
Babara
Walter..How
comes.
Orthography
Commandos..-={[Flash]}=-
That's come, you over the hill bimbo -={[hsalF]}=-
Walter
Croenkite..About
time too I've been wanting to do that for years. So how come?
Kuragari ..For one thing we dont
want to spend our time playing Lord of the manor.
Walter
Croenkite..Why
not?
Kuragari ..Well.. there's to many of
those around.
Walter
Croenkite..Then
what about hosting clans.?
Kuragari ..Naa I dont think so. Not
for quite a while anyway.
Walter
Croenkite..It
seems like a good way to get on in the gameworld.!
Kuragari ..Maybe so.! But you can
get hosted for free just about anywhere these days. Besides it
probaly to much work just so clan can have a cool Email adress.
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..Ups...
sorry I was just looking for Monica.
Kuragari ..Well she's not here. Have
you checked at Janit Reno's office.?
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..Yep
and I'm not going there again!
Walter
Croenkite..Why
not mr. Prezident
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..She
was wearing a corset and high heel's and nothing else.
Inazuma..Urrrghhh blaaaarg
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..And
apparently she was being interviewed by Larri King. He's a clumsy
guy is'nt he.
Walter
Croenkite..What
do you mean sir.??
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..It
looked like he droped something on the floor, he was crawling
around the room on hands and knee's.
Inazuma..He was?
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..Yes
and he probaly spilled something all over himself because his
clothes was on the radiator.
Kuragari ..You dont get out much..
do you?
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..What
do you mean?
Kuragari ..Dont you think that
something else was going on.?
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..No
I'm sure it was an interview. Why else was Janit Reno holding the
microphone and I'm sure the microphone was on.
Kuragari ..Why are you sure?
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..It
was humming.
Kuragari ..Forget it mr. prez.. why
where you looking for Monica ?
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..She
got my Cuban cigar, and I want it back.
Fidler Casto
..Why dont
you just get a humidore, you sicko.
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..WHAT
are'nt you dead yet.
Fidler Casto
..You really
dont get out much, do you?
Kuragari ..Excuse me but cant you
take it elsewhere please...we working here.
Wiliam J.
Clinthon ..SLAM....
Fidler Casto
..SLAM....
Walter
Croenkite..OhBoy
it does'nt take much to make those 2 mad does it.
Kuragari ..:) maybe they been taking
lessons.
Walter
Croenkite..what
do you mea...Oh I get it :)
Kuragari ..I knew you would.
Walter
Croenkite..About
the site..
Kuragari ..Well It's just going to
be a site to drop in on from time to time to check out what been
happening around the world.
Walter
Croenkite..Like
?....
Kuragari ..Yes I do.
Walter
Croenkite..No
I mean like what ?
Kuragari ..News mainly, guides,
files from time to time, you know.. stuff we like.
Walter
Croenkite..Sounds
like a good idea..*bib*..*bib* sorry I got to go. Cu l8r
Orthography
Commandos..-={[Flash]}=-
Thats wrong syntax.. hey where did he go?
Kuragari ..Tuzla I think.
Orthography
Commandos..Damm
-={[hsalF]}=-
Mogens
Rubonstien..**crackle**
This is Mogens Rubonstien standing in Jerusalem looking down on
the western wall. It look like the ban the doomed guy from the
wall's demonstation has taken on a whole new meaning.Bands of
roaming rightwing student are trying to break up the
demonstrations in favor of their hero from Denmark. But in a
amazing show of solidarity even the Islamic Jyhad has joined
ranks with the Tora wielding freespeach youth of Israel Hizzbolla
leaders said "this guy is just to rightwing for our
taste".**crackle**
Inazuma..How did he get in here?
Kuragari ..Dont know, maybe he's a
weekend hacker.
Hillarius R.
Clinthon ..Excuse
me have you seen my husband..
Inazuma..Yes he's just popped in
to Janit Reno's office.. He said if you came by you should join
him.
Hillarius R.
Clinthon ..Thank
you..You are a nice young man. tada
Kuragari ..That was nasty..
Inazuma..Well why should slick
willie have all the fun ]:)
Riz Kagen..So will this be for your
own benefit or what..?
Kuragari ..Well I suppose so, but
I've have gotten quite a following on the [DSH] page.
Riz Kagen..How do you account for
that.?
Kuragari ..Mainly I think it's
because I refuse to take everything so serious.
Riz Kagen..You mean unlike..?
Kuragari ..Yes I do.
Riz Kagen..Well I have to admit that
I like the story's you usually write.
Kuragari ..Thanks
Riz Kagen..Are any of them true..?
Kuragari ..Belive it or not every
one of them.
Riz Kagen..Every one.?
Kuragari ..Absofragginlutly
Orthography
Commandos..-={[Flash]}=-
Got you.!! (evil grin)
Kuragari ..Wanna bet.!!
Orthography
Commandos..What
do you mean.?
McManus..ahh....six, seven,
eight...Oswald was a fag.
Orthography
Luitenent..Hey
-=urg=-
Orthography
Sergant..What
the -=umf=-
Orthography
Corporal..Did
you! -=arg=-
Orthography
PointmanWhere
the -=gronk=-
Orthography
PrivateFind
hi.-=klink=-
Orthography
PrivateThere
he is -=bamf=-
Orthography
PrivateGet
him -=o0hg=-
Orthography
PrivateI'm
gettin the hell out o-=blask=-
Riz Kagen..Nice one.
Kuragari ..(evil grin)
Riz Kagen..But honestly the stories
from your LAN's are true ?
Kuragari ..You bet.
Riz Kagen..Got room for one more?
Kuragari ..We will keep you in mind.
Riz Kagen......?
Kuragari .......?
Riz Kagen..What's that noise.
Kuragari ..Sounds like thunder.
Riz Kagen..Ohhhh nooo it's
Rosyanne.!!
Kuragari ..Dont worry she wont be
able to get through the door.
Riz Kagen..Well you can stay but I'm
not taking any chances. Byeee
Kuragari ..Come back you coward..
Rosyanne ..Hello sweetie how are
you.
Kuragari ..Badly I suspect..
Rosyanne ..Dont worry I just wanted
to invite you to be on my show.
Kuragari ..Hmm. wil there be any
models on at the same time.?
Rosyanne ..Sure.. I'll even
introduce you to them.
Kuragari ..Something's fishy..
Rosyanne ..No really... I'll even
fix it so your dressing room will be next to each other.
Kuragari ..Hmm.. well... name one of
the models..
Rosyanne ..Fabio..?
Kuragari ..Get out of here
woman..and I use that term loosely.
Rosyanne ..ok..BLAM.
Geri
Haliwall ..Hello
could I interest you in
Kuragari ..Leave now bimbo or suffer
my wrath.
Geri
Haliwall ..Touchy
are'nt you.
Kuragari ..No... unlike some I have
some mesure of taste...be gone wrench.
Geri
Haliwall ..sob..blam
Kuragari ..Jeezz what's next ??
Mette Ful?
Mette Ful ..Funny you should say
that..
Kuragari ..No way.. take your
opinions and get the hell out of here right now before I call
Camrå.
Mette Ful ..Facist.
Kuragari ..Where you are concerned..
Yes and proud of it.
Mette Ful ..Well I think that's kind
of thinking is wrong.
Kuragari ..Who cares what you think.
Why dont you and your stupid girlfriend take a long walk of a
short pier.?
Mette Ful ..What do you meen.
Orthography
Special Forces..-=Wumph=- Thats mean you leftwing dummy.
-*KABOM²*-
Mette Ful ..Pheew that was close.
Antropomorfic
Personification ..CLOSE TO WHAT ?.
Mette Ful ..Did'nt you see.
Antropomorfic
Personification ..YES !.
Mette Ful ..They shot at me.
Antropomorfic
Personification ..YES !.
Mette Ful ..They could have killed
me!!
Antropomorfic
Personification ..AHHH WELL !.
Mette Ful ..Who are you anyway ?
Antropomorfic
Personification ..THE GREAT PRODUCER !.
Mette Ful ..Finaly we meet!
Antropomorfic
Personification ..YES !.
Mette Ful ..Well I want to by on
prime time from now on !
Antropomorfic
Personification ..SORRY BUT YOU HAVE BEEN CANCELD !.
Orthography
Special Forces..-=Wumph=- Thats.. Oh sorry sir we will be leaving
now.
Antropomorfic
Personification ..WANNA BET ? !.
Kuragari ..pheww I must have done
something right in a previous life..
Inazuma..Yep... cant think of what
it might have been though.?
John Glyn..Whoooo I'm up high...
Kuragari ..Hey was'nt that John Glyn
?
Inazuma..Yeaa.. I thought he was
in a resting home.?
Kuragari ..hmm aparently you cant
you cant keep a good man down.
Ali Capone..Maybe they should try a
ciment overcoat and the Hudson river.
Kuragari ....
Inazuma....
Ali Capone....
Kuragari ..hmm.. maybe they are'nt
comming.?
Inazuma..You think something
happend to them ?
Ali Capone..Bunch of wussies that's
what I think.
Kuragari ..hey Ali what was in your
safe anyway?
Ali Capone..The last remains of a
second rate reporter :)
Peter
Arnutt..Just
to get back on track.! Are you going to be hosting.
Kuragari ..Yeaa I expect that our
parties are going to go on and on.
Peter
Arnutt..No
no I mean are you goin to offer hosting to clans and so on.?
Kuragari ..I'll expect they are
quite able to throw their own parties.
Peter
Arnutt..No I
mean are you going to give away free space..?
Inazuma..You mean like the one
between your ears?
Peter
Arnutt..Hey
dont mess with me young man. I know Saddum personally!
Inazuma..uuuuuh I'm shaking.
Kuragari ..why..? are you cold ? :)
Inazuma..hehe.
Peter
Arnutt..Yes..
and the Hammas like me.
Inazuma..That's quite a
coincidence.
Kuragari ..what do you mean?
Inazuma..The Hammas like him and I
like the Hummus.
Kuragari ..-=chuckle=-
Peter
Arnutt..You
just wait..!!!!.
Orthography
Elite..-=Zlamompf=-
4 !'s that's not only wrong that's tacky.
Martha
Stewaard..That's
my area...
Peter
Arnutt..Yiekes!.
Martha
Stewaard..Are
you boy's going to let me handle this.?
Orthography
Elite..Off
course Ms. Stewaard . We have some manners unlike some I could
mention.
Martha
Stewaard..But
wont !
Orthography
Elite..Excatly
Bye.. -=Fpmomalz=-
Peter
Arnutt..Ohh
and what are you going to do.. read the manners section out
loud.:)
Martha
Stewaard..Just
so. DONT -=kick=-
Peter
Arnutt..bleww
uhhh
Kuragari ..arrg .. right in the
Inazuma..yikes .I'm not going to
mess with her.
Peter
Arnutt..That's
not
Martha
Stewaard..USE
-=gouge=-
Peter
Arnutt..aiii
Martha
Stewaard..TO
-=rip=-
Peter
Arnutt..aiiiuuuu
Martha
Stewaard..MANY
-=scratch=-
Peter
Arnutt..eiii
Martha
Stewaard..EXCLAMATION
-=scratch=-
Peter
Arnutt..-sob-
Martha
Stewaard..MARKS
! -=scratch=-
Kuragari ..Nice moves you have there
Ms.Stewaard.
Martha
Stewaard..Thank
you. I work out you know.!
Kuragari ..Who's your
trainer...Chuck Norries?
Martha
Stewaard..Yes
as a matter of fact.! Well I cant stay here.. somewhere a pillow
is'nt being fluffed the right way.
Inazuma..Wow tough lady.!
Kuragari ..You bet.!
Tim Tailor
..HrrrHrrrm
she's got more power.!
Al Boredland
..I dont
think so Tim.!
Tim Tailor
..Spoken
like a true..Hey what are we doing here.
Al Boredland
..What did
you touch this time.!
Kuragari ..Hey Tim the Toonman what
are you doing here?
Al Boredland
..He
probably "fixed" his internet connection! *smile*
Tim Tailor
..All I did
was to overclock it a little.! HrrrHrrrm more power.
Kuragari ..Hey Tim do you play
Quake?
Tim Tailor
..Are you
kidding all the time.!
Kuragari ..Against who?
Tim Tailor
..Wilsonn
most of the time .!
Kuragari ..Is he good?
Tim Tailor
..Well I
think he is a camper all I ever see of him is his eyes .!
Wilsonn ..Am not !
Tim Tailor
..The how
come I never see you .?
Wilsonn ..Well Tim... the ancient
Sumerians had a word for that SKILL!
Tim Tailor
..Oh yeaa
let's go I got a Bfg I want to show you .!
Al Boredland
..Be
carefull Wilsonn he probably "fixed" it up ! *grin*
Wilsonn ..In that case do you want
to put some money on a game?
Tim Tailor
..I'll show
you .!
Kuragari ..Could you wait until I've
ripped a ATM?
Inazuma..Hey I want some of that
action.!
Tim Tailor
..Very funny
.! Bye.
CoDServerSySaDmiiiiiin
..Whoaa TimeLapse... Heavy..
Kuragari ..Hmm has he been at the
musrooms again.?
Inazuma..Dunno.. He did look a
little strange.!
Kuragari ..No Sh*t. Where has he
been all this time ?
Inazuma..Beats me.!
Kuragari ..Who does.?
Don
GrillKulling ..I'll bet it that Grossmeoutman dude that did it.!
Kuragari ..You think ?
Don
GrillKulling ..Yaa it's just the kind of thing he would do.!
Kuragari ..Well.. You're probaly
right about that.!
Inazuma..Hehe. There's a first for
everything !
Don
GrillKulling ..Yaa.. Hey what do you mean.. You looking for a
crowbarupandrealclose!